The Realise crew is a motley crew,
a pot pouri bunch of variety.
We play with the web,
then go home to bed.
Well most of the time anyway.
The designers design them,
the coders then code them,
In various varieties of code.
In HTML, In Java and Perl,
The pages they all come together.
When all of it`s done,
and the hits start to come.
It`s Webtrends time to go play,
to gather statistics and info galore.
On who, where, when, what, why and more.
But for it all to begin,
New Busness steps in,
to find us the clients worth having.
They talk to them nicely, wooing them wisely,
to spend all their money with us.
And hidden away,
out of sight of the clients,
the System Department are sitting.
Working away, for all of the day,
To keep us all rocking and rolling.
But we musn`t forget,
the company sect,
that run the whole show for us all.
There`s Douglas and Gavin, there`s Kati and Andy,
and Lynne who is helped out by Julie.
As is often in rhyme,
the judgement is mine,
not to include everybody.
There are people I`ve missed, who may well be pissed,
but I`m sorry that`s just how I`ve done it.