I looked out in wonder,
at the great blue yonder,
and asked it what should I do?
When out of the blue,
came a big black shoe,
with a VERY nasty look on his face.
I looked in its eyes,
as it started to charge,
and hoped that I`d live through this day.
As it came right up close,
I could see up its nose,
which puzzled me no end at all.
When it came up beside me,
I said "Hoobeedoobee!",
I wasn`t able really to talk.
It stopped just in front of me,
and said "Please untie me,
these laces are right bloody tight!".
I did as it said,
it went back off to bed,
and I just stood there and fainted.