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PopCap Games MiniClip Games Play Table Tennis Fly the Helicopter Film Trailers
Escape - Highly simple, highly difficult Drunken Stagger Haggis Hurl Monkey Diving Classic Game - SpyHunter
Free Online Games - Moonflip.com Penguin Baseball
(flash - 306kb)
Touchdown Claymores
Arcade

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Kewl You Tube Videos

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MTV Music Awards Parodies and Misc Movie Stylee Sillyness

Lord of the Rings Parody Spiderman Parody Gollum`s MTV Acceptance Speech Ping Pong - Matrix Stylee Hard to describe but funny
The Gayest Ref of all time
(1.1Mb)
Lion Sleeps Tonight
(4.75Mb)
Saturday Night Live Funny
(2.53Mb)
Ah, the joy of flying....
(890kb)
World Cup Prep
(932kb)
Lighthouse and the US Navy
(2.5MB .wmv)
Matrix Parody
(9.25Mb .wmv)
Star Wars Parody -
Ep III - A Lost Hope

(8,311Mb 3gp file)
   

The J and Fi Show

The  J & Fi Show -
King of Wishful Thinking

(415KB 3gp file)
The  J & Fi Show -
Take That - Patience

(2,115Mb 3gp file)
The  J & Fi Show -
Take That - Back for Good

(2,987Mb 3gp file)
The  J & Fi Show -
Celine Dion - The Power of Love

(4,461Mb 3gp file)
     

My Flash and other animals....

Don`t open if easily offended
(not by me)
What personality are you?
(by me)

Limmerick Time....

Well I have finally transferred some of my silly little ditties onto the website. They make very little sense but then those of you who know me will probably understand. More will be added as I find them/write them, enjoy.

"The Bay For A Day" "It Came Out Of The Blue" "The Realise Brigade"

Have a Laugh....

Clientcopia
(All those who have worked with them will understand)
Brave Men Hmmmm, freaky?...

...maybe not...
Red Dwarf Space Corps Directives Embarrassing Moments Men and Women Primary School Football Directions as Requested
The Famous Wonky Donkey Joke Conspiracy? What conspir..... If Star Wars was set in Glasgow Rules Blokes Wish Women... What Microsoft SHOULD say
Chinese proverbs Why Ask Why? How To Deal With IT Are You an Geek? Are You an Engineer?
Definitions GCSE Answers Learn the rules of life lads Radar..... Occupational Health
Survive scary situations Dachshund and Leopard If Adverts Were True Breast Milk Episode II
Chocolate v Sex Dan Quayle Compendium Interesting Facts The Aberdonian..... Little Billy on...
Double Entendres Top ten times in history... Too much Discworld? Something to offend..... Dinner Talk
Higher Maths Paper Steven Wright'isms When you should call it..... The Priest and the Vodka What`s a Safety Officer?
Children of the 80`s Quality Chat Up Lines The Beer Drinker Chickens and Trains..... Ahhh, the good old days...
Why the chicken crossed... If you don`t like Tommy... Things NOT to say to..... Things We Learnt From... Funny signs...
Beer Drinking Troubleshooter London Underground Australian Tourism Q&A Peter Kaye`isms Glaswegian Rhapsody
Dogs v Cats Miscellaneous Humour Airline Oops The Man, the Boy and the Donkey Google ya radge
Valentines Gone Wrong So true, so true Computer Products..... Good Will to Fellow Men Chick Young Classics
Corporate lessons Management Speak Harry Potter Stella Awards Letter to Skeletor
It`s, like, totally Gollum, man. When Cyber Sex Goes Wrong Street Art
(not comedy but good)
Give the Frog a Loan Man of the Year Awards

Quiz Time....

Some of these are genuinely close/accurate to me....

Westley / The Dread Pirate Roberts

Which Princess Bride Character are You?
this quiz was made by mysti
Which mythical creature resides in your soul? (11 Results + Pictures)

ELF

You are an elf. An elf is like a human but much fairer and pure. Elves are usually tall, with pointed ears, and resemble humans very closely, but elves are usually much more beautiful. Elves are a distant race. They prefer to keep to themselves, because often, many of them feel that their race is superior to humans. Elves symbolize wisdom, prudence, love, and hope. They are very merry and happy. They are forever young and delight in music. They are natural artists as well.
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You Are Sunshine
Soothing and calm
You are often held up by others as the ideal
But too much of you, and they'll get burned

You are best known for: your warmth

Your dominant state: connecting
You Are 80% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil!
You Are 96% Gentleman
No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable.
You Are Cyclops
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.

Power: force beams from your eyes
You Are Not Scary
Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?
You Are A Hazelnut Tree
You're a charmer with a killer sense of humor.
You are very demanding, but you can also be very understanding.
No matter what, you always make a lasting impression - you're quite popular.
Passionate, you are an active fighter for social causes and politics.
In general, you are moody, honest, a perfectionist, and very sexual.
You Are Superman
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
And pretty cute too. No wonder you're the most popular superhero ever!
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"
Your Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2
"Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away"

You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments.
And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too.
You Are Strength
You represent both fiery energy and steadfast will.
You are innocent and naive - yet unafraid and undaunted.
Perhaps you don't have the most powerful physical strength...
But your mental powers make up for any amount of muscle.

Your fortune:

Lately, you have been a pillar of ethics and moral strength.
And while things may be difficult, your faith in yourself will come through.
You may need to conquer the animalistic nature of yourself or others, with gentle force.
Although this may seem like the darkest hour for you, victory is near.
Your Birthdate: September 30
You have the type of personality that people either love or hate.
You're opinionated, dramatic, intense, and very outspoken.
And some people can't get enough of you - they're totally addicted.
Others, well, they wish you were a little more reserved.

Your strength: Your flair

Your weakness: If you think it, you say it

Your power color: Scarlet red

Your power symbol: Inverted triangle

Your power month: March
 
Which guitar are you

 

Gibson Les Paul
You are a Gibson Les Paul. You are a favorite of some of the best metal AND rock and roll bands. You are flaxible and can be used in almost any genre. you are a classic.
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What Martial Art Are You?

 

Ninjutsu
You are ninjutsu, you clever fox! You rely on a variety of different principles and techniques to get through the day. You are clever, versatile and often totally unexpected! Ninjutsu covers a great deal of ground, as you know how to handle weapons, avoidance, hand to hand techniques and sometimes espionage. Few know anything about you, and you use that to your advantage as you hide, dodge or trip your way into victory. Ninjutsu is spiritually concerned with endurance, both of the body and the heart.
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what type of car are you?

 

Supercar
you have xpensive taste and only get the fastest and sleekest. u like goin 3 times the speed limit
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Which Griffin Family Guy Character are you?

 

Stewie
You are smarter than most of those surrounding you, yet it is wasted on heinous projects. You demand alot and kick ass when you dont get it.
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SuperHero Name:

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Emergency SuperHero Ability (For when all else fails):

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